Sweet Valley Twins #113: The Boyfriend Game

Where are we? Sweet Valley Middle School; the set of Young Love

When are we? The lead up to Valentine’s Day.

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Recap: Elizabeth and other people involved with The Sixers are bemoaning the boring edition they’re about to put out, when they get exciting news. While in detention, Jessica eavesdropped on the vice principal, Mr. Edwards, and found out the school might get to be on Young Love, a teen dating show.

Mr. Bowman, the faculty advisor for The Sixers, shows up and confirms the rumour. Actually he amplifies it, providing additional details: the school will have to submit an essay explaining why they should be chosen, the winning couple will get a “dream date” at Dizzy Planet (an amusement park), and the show will throw a Valentine’s Day dance for the entire school.

Janet decides that the Unicorns should write the essay, because they’re known for their literacy. Ha, no, I made that up. She just thinks that no one else can make the school sound as unique and interesting. Having a private club that gets to act like an official school organization is pretty damned unique, all right; no actual school I’ve ever heard of would allow it.

The Science Club and the school athletes are also going to contribute essays. Elizabeth, meanwhile, offers to take the photograph of the entire student body that the Young Love people have requested. Jessica and Lila spoil the first two attempts, and Janet has to separate them in the third photo to get them to behave. Irritating.

Sophia Rizzo meets Patrick Morris for ice cream, and hatches a plot to win if they’re chosen as two of the contestants (who ask a series of inane question) and candidates (who answer the questions; the contestant then picks one of three candidates as their date). We don’t actually get to hear her plan the first time it’s introduced, because I guess the page count needs dragging out.

Elizabeth, Cammi Adams, Denny Jacobson, Mandy, and Tom McKay have to read all the student-submitted essays and choose which one represents their school. As well as the jocks, Unicorns, and science club, there are entries from the Foreign Exchange Students Association, the chess club, and the drama club. In the end Elizabeth constructs a poster from the school photo, with all the essays surrounding it.

So of course Sweet Valley Middle School is selected. Elizabeth gets a letter informing her she’s a contestant, and Jessica gets one saying she’s a candidate, and no one is allowed to talk about getting selected on pain of death or something (okay, on pain of having the dance cancelled). But Elizabeth works out that Jessica must be a candidate because she was looking for tips on how to lie about being honest and sincere. Ha. So Elizabeth suggests a twin switch.

Now we have two sets of cheaters, because aside from the twins lying about their identities, Sophia has come up with a pre-planned question-and-answer that will allow her and Patrick to pick each other.

Only on the night of the actual show, Patrick fumbles his question and doesn’t recognize Sophia’s answer, so he picks Maria as his dream date. Jessica-as-Elizabeth gets dazzled and manages to sound like an idiot, and then picks Todd as her dream date; Elizabeth-as-Jessica comes across as even stupider, hoping Aaron (whom Jessica likes) won’t pick her. He doesn’t–he picks Amy–and too late, Elizabeth realizes that if she’d gotten him to pick her, she and Jessica could have switched back on the day of their dates. Oops.

So at the end of the book everyone’s mad at everyone else, and they have horrible dates to look forward to, which is presumably what the next book is about.

Quotations:

She noticed that Todd was listening to the conversation from his desk nearby. He gave her a sympathetic smile. Elizabeth smiled back, relieved that someone else seemed to be avoiding taking sides on the issue. It reminded her once again of how wonderful Todd really was. She certainly didn’t need a TV show to tell her who her dream guy was! (p. 19)

Jessica shrugged. “He only makes fun of the losers,” she said. “As long as you’re cool and witty enough, he treats you just fine. And he’s such a total babe that he makes even the cute guys who come on the show look like dorks.” (p. 54)

“…so I guess if I could only do one thing to make the world a cooler place, I would donate all the makeup I never use to people who don’t have any.” Ellen Riteman smiled and tossed her head. “Then the world would at least look a lot better.

Elizabeth did her best not to groan. It wasn’t easy to sound less interesting than Ellen. (p. 115)

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